I'm the king of the castle

My brother is away, I was a little lonely for about a minute but then I realised that the house was mine. I am having a ball playing with all of Judes crap.

Do you like my castle? From up here I can look over all of pitiful minions. 

Now get back to work.

Just me and my mum

Its my birthday

Hi everyone,

I am now 2 and I got a couple of really cool things for my b'day. The first was this great Thomas track. Thomas is one of my favourite words and I shout it loudly whenever I see a train.The second thing I got was chicken pox, this was not nice during the middle of my infection but now it is soooo cool because I have spots like a leopard.

If I don't stop running to the cupboard and shouting bubbles whilst shaking the cupboard door I might need to use my leopard teeth on Daddy because I think he is going to try and kill me.

Spotty out.

Santa came......

....and brought me presents.  He brought spots for my brother's face.

My favourite thing was the marshmellow santa which I proceeded to eat until I felt sick.

The 2nd favourite thing was the $2.99 cars from The Ware-Whare.  Like Mama always says "it's the small things that count".

MERRY CHRISTMAS all you "uh-ohs" out there!!!

Just laying back waiting for the big fella

Here I am patiently waiting for santa. I am expecting some good presents. I want:

Toys

Food

Lollies

I need:

The power of speech

The ability to grow

A penchant for food

Some hair dye for children

Flying through the air with the greatest of ease...

...me and my Dad on the flying trapeze!!!

You can see here that the G-Force hit me and my lip has gone funny... I love being chucked around.

Mummy & Daddy are going on a big aeroplane soon but I have no idea what that means.  My big brother Jude is looking forward to Nana Robby & Pop Art coming to stay so he can wrap them around his little finger.  Watch out Nana & Poppa - prepare to be bamboozled.

Asher is a pompy-pomp!

... but I still love him.  Here we are cuddling.... awwwwww isn't that sweet.  What you don't realise that in the next second Jude gives Asher a "pat" or two... in other words a dooshing.