Strike a pose

Yes everyone this is my JC pose. Dad asked me to pose in a traditional pose. So I thought I would do something religious. I have heard about his guy JC so why not do a bit of what he does. If the pose looks a little strained it is due to the fact that I have milk lust.

Too much milk comes in and I go all floppy. I think I have an addiction to milk (or as my brother say mult). I am going to sleep now........

I hear the chant of encore, okay here is another JC pose for those that just can not get enough.

Asher the Aswani

Time to take over the world

My father caught me in this photo so I have to admit that I am plotting to take over the world.

I find that I come up with my best plans at around 2 in the morning. Some of these have been devised from pure genius. I yell them out for all to hear but no one responds. People just come to me, grunt, pick me up, feed me and then put me back to bed. They are fools for not listening.

One of my best plots is to fill the world with yellow mustard, I produce enough of it to cover at least three continents. If my demands are not met I will unleash the yellow death onto all.

Mum and Dad are treating me okay at the moment so I will spare their lives. The rest of you will certainly perish in a sea of mustard soup.

Bye

A.B.T

We're Home!!!!!

Why hello there. I am now home with my Mummy, Daddy and big brother. Although the photo attached does not depict this fact - it is true I tell you.

I like sleeping in my bassinet during the day but at night I become a nocturnal creature of the night. I think my parents are a little sleep deprived.

I had my Nana & Poppa Dromgool and Uncle Jared come to visit today. It was cool to see them. They took my brother Jude away so I could have some peace and quiet for a change. That kid is rowdy!!! Still, he likes to kiss and cuddle me a lot. He also likes to lie on me and sometimes gets a bit heavy-handed. Just wait until I am a bit bigger Jude - then we'll see who's king-pin around here!!

That's all for now - another round of sleeping, pooping and feeding is on the cards. I'll check in later when I can find the time.

Bye for now.
Asher

An update

I thought that I would take a little time out from feeding and sleeping to give you an update.

Mum and I are doing really well. I am getting heaps and heaps of good milk which is really great because I know I will have to become strong to beat up my big brother.

This is a picture of mum and me. I am screwing my face up because her breath smells.

Dad tells me that I have to start excercising so this is me doing my first set of push ups. I am up to 50 a day already.

Anyway I have to go and sleep.

Asher

I'm heeeere

Hell0 all.

I arrived and am very well, thank you for asking. As you can see I look nothing like my brother, he is somewhat older and has longer hair.

Anyway I am going to sleep now. Look at me and rejoice. Here are some more photos.

Bye.