Elongated head, protruding tongue?

Even though I have an elongated forehead and a protruding tongue I am not a mongaloid, or as the PC people call it - Deans Disease. To prove it I am going to write a blog in perfect english.

Some people say that these blogs are not informative enough about what I am doing so here you go.

I woke up, did a poo, sucked bodily fluid from my Mum, burped, went to sleep, did a poo and the whole vicious cycle started again. I heard on TV that parents need to break the vicious cycle. So Dad - stop doing a poo and latching onto Mum.

I am off to lay a log - give me some sympathy as it does take some energy.

Asher