Riding cossack style

There is no better way to ride but Cossack style. To do this you need an appropriate steed, an appropriate hat, appropriate footwar and some sort of launching system. 

As you can see here my launching system is commonly known as a brother or a ude as I call him.

I like my hat, it keeps my ears warm. I need warm ears so that I can hear good, I need to hear good to keep an ear out for the ladies and I need to keep an ear out for the ladies because they chase me and kiss me until I am all kissed out.

Oh, I can hear a large amount of whinging, heavy footsteps and some unreasonable demands.... there are women about.

Asher