I love me teddy

I love my teddy, I love him so much, I just want to .......... punch him.

Thats right I hold the WBO Baby Weight boxing title. If any of you two-bit wannabes cross me I will give you the smallest knuckle sandwich that you have ever tasted. This teddy was giving me a bit of lip so I dealt to the little fecker. Look at him - he has been knocked senseless.

My Mum and Dad (or Kiddi & Dawwel as my brother calls them) have got me in training. They put me on my playmat and I knock the living shite out of the dangling toys. Who needs a speed ball when I have that? As for my heavy bag training, just ask mum what it feels like when she brings out my dinner.

Sean Bean ain't so tough.

Asher "The Ashwani" Thomas