Admire my beauty

I call this picture "The Life of an Asher". All I seem to do is lie around on my fat tummy looking for carpet to lick.

I have been approached to be a male model. I had to decline as my package was too big for the undie shots. I haven't been up to much recently, just lying around waiting for stuff to happen. I have managed to roll a couple of times but in my mind it is over-rated.

I also reckon teeth are over-rated so I am refusing to grow any.

I did manage to catch the cat's tail the other day. That was fun, I giggled my nappy off. Apparently it was not so funny for the cat.

I don't have too much else to say apart from eesay oserlays..... thats pig latin.