Look at my pressed hams!!

Yes folks, that's right - Mum was readying me for the roasting dish earlier. I played possum for as long as I could but then she started basting me with some sort of oily substance, so I let out a squawk!!

To my cousin Noah and his smart-mouth; just imagine this lil body in a coupla years - I'll take ya down to China-town.

Bye y'all

Asher-wani ("does plops" according to my big brother Jude).