Mmm Zebra

Mum & Dad left me all alone the other day. They went out shopping and made me fend for myself.

I was getting a little peckish when I looked outside and noticed a Zebra walking past. As most of you would know Zebra meat is tastier than banana custard so I whipped out to the shed and grabbed my spear.

I crept up behind the striped equine and launched myself towards its head. The Zebra heard my screams of "da da da da da da" just before I sunk the spear deep into its throat.

I will spare you the gory details of how I skinned, gutted and cured the foolish animal, needless to say I do love the smell of animal blood in the morning.

I prepared the meat in a white wine sauce and served it up on a garlic potato mash. What you see in the picture above is me just finishing off the last bite or two.

I have my eyes on that lazy good for nothing cat next. Be warned Mongi the "sha" is on the loose.

Bye