You caught me

Hello all,

I have been enjoying the weather here in Auckland recently. Mum and Dad made me this pool but my brother put a little brown shark in there. I had to fish it out before I could enjoy the wonderful waves of my semi-detached lap pool.

What's that I hear? You like my hat, well you can't have it. Some other nutter stole the rest of my clothes and this is all I have left so bugger off.

P.S. I caught the damn clepto that stole my threads and beat the crap out of him with my sieve.

Bye

I'm a walker baby

I'm a walker baby so why don't you kiss me.

Here I am walking, yes walking!!! At the moment I use this god-forsaken contraption to help me ride my shanks pony. I got it for christmas from some old duck, her name rhymes with mana mickey or something.

I also got a baby Shrek doll, I like to kiss him. If I don't kiss him he will get angry and rip my head off. I think I might need my head in the next few years.

I got lots of presents but I haven't had too much time to play with them. The older version of me keeps stealing my possessions, he is an a-hole.

I am going to bed now.

Bye (you can't see but I am waving goodbye)

Just me and my bro

Here is me and my brother, his name is uhh and he is holding a mmmm ddddd. My fathers name is da da da da da and mums name is .

I like to spew.

Asher

I am so beautiful.... to meeeeeee....

I am just soooo handsome that I love to kiss myself - I jump back and kiss myself!!!

Here I am posing in the bath - you will note my reddened puffy eyes. This was due to a disgusting bug that Jude brought home with him from Big Plow Plow (daycare). I blame him for giving me this unwanted "gift". He never gives me anything good - only the toys that he doesn't want - "here's Spencer" he will say to try and get rid of me... doesn't he know I go into his room and play with his toys when he's not around?

I have 6 teeth now and can "cruise" the furniture. I can also climb the stairs all the way to the top. Sadly, though the time has come for me to admit it - I am a ging-a. Even my eyebrows are ging-a. Uncle Jason stop laughing!!!

I caught me a big one

I saw this ogre here, it gave me a bit of lip so I smacked his head in with my little paw.

He dropped like the sad sack of spuds that he is. His little donkey friend came to help so I took him down and kicked his a-hole.

Who's next? De La Hoya, Holyfield, Ali?..... bring it on pretenders - there is only one true champion of the world and that is me - Captain Shwam-Shwam!!