I caught me a big one

I saw this ogre here, it gave me a bit of lip so I smacked his head in with my little paw.

He dropped like the sad sack of spuds that he is. His little donkey friend came to help so I took him down and kicked his a-hole.

Who's next? De La Hoya, Holyfield, Ali?..... bring it on pretenders - there is only one true champion of the world and that is me - Captain Shwam-Shwam!!