James Dean

I look like James Dean, not like he is now... all skin and bones, but more like when he was in the prime of his life. I am kind of a chick magnet, I pull all the bum-wiggling krumpers from down south side. Big ups to my ho's from SA, stay clean!!

I thought that I looked like Uncle Jason but I saw him recently and he looked a bit scary, kind of like a screwed up Frankenstein. Jog it off big fella, we all have falls now and then but you don't see it effecting my beauty.

The Smarmy Swarmy