You caught me

Hello all,

I have been enjoying the weather here in Auckland recently. Mum and Dad made me this pool but my brother put a little brown shark in there. I had to fish it out before I could enjoy the wonderful waves of my semi-detached lap pool.

What's that I hear? You like my hat, well you can't have it. Some other nutter stole the rest of my clothes and this is all I have left so bugger off.

P.S. I caught the damn clepto that stole my threads and beat the crap out of him with my sieve.

Bye