I'm a walker baby

I'm a walker baby so why don't you kiss me.

Here I am walking, yes walking!!! At the moment I use this god-forsaken contraption to help me ride my shanks pony. I got it for christmas from some old duck, her name rhymes with mana mickey or something.

I also got a baby Shrek doll, I like to kiss him. If I don't kiss him he will get angry and rip my head off. I think I might need my head in the next few years.

I got lots of presents but I haven't had too much time to play with them. The older version of me keeps stealing my possessions, he is an a-hole.

I am going to bed now.

Bye (you can't see but I am waving goodbye)